Holy Archibald Cox, Batman! In a dramatic midday massacre, President Pro Tempore Donald Drumpf fired FBI Director James Comey today for his mishandling of several prominent cases, not least of which is the release of the potentially incriminating emails containing pics of Hillary Clinton's aide's husband's dick.
Yes, that's right, one of the main reasons cited for the firing was the way Comey publicized and maybe politicized emails that may have directly affected the 2016 Presidential Election. In Drumpf's favor. Welcome to the ultimate see-through self-serving sleaze. Which Drumpf family member becomes the new head of the FBI? I'm betting on 11-year-old Barron; as the youngest member of the family he'll have the longest opportunity to serve and thus affect Trump family business interests and Russian money laundering. Just as the longest-reigning members of the Stewart/Windsor family head into the English sunset America begins to set up its own Royal Family of short-fingered, greasy-haired, extra-long-tied vulgarians. Long live Queens.
...Waking up is hard to do....
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