Apologies To Men From Nantucket.....

A clean limerick about a dirty guy:

For A Short-Fingered Vulgarian
 
There once was a family named Drumpf
Whose favorite word was "Harrumpf."
Changed the "D" to a "T"
Dropped the "F" completely
But Donnie's fingers are still little stumpfs.

Imagine what happens when I'm fully retired, gang.